How about......

[Sparhawk]

A Chuck Norris thread.........clean jokes only
submit them and no link throughs

[Darthmikey]

I like Chuck Norris. Questionable taste in film, but a nice guy. Good family man and he really can put someone down. I bet money few in PC would really, willingly, get into a fight with him. Even if he is 57 yrs old. :)

[A_Jr]

hehe here is one

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[LiamPK]

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

[LiamPK]

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

[Darthmikey]

Did you know that Chuck Norris sings the theme song for his "Walker: Texas Ranger" TV show?

[Irish-Legend]

Chuck Norris doesnt do push ups he pushes the world down

[Irish-Legend]

chuck norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None. Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark.:)

[Darthmikey]

Chuck Norris...lmao! In truth, when was the last time you guy's saw ANYTHING he did on film? It's really funny stuff. Does make me miss the 80's, thou. Only a little.